Archive | May 2024

The Forest War

Inside a forest oak tree, lived a stick solider. The solider was named sticky the solider and he was the general officer of the stick soldiers. Sticky knew that the sticks vs. twigs war was going to start in 34 minutes. Intensely, he barged into war on a war mouse, with 234 other stick soldiers. the twigs had 234 twig soldiers. 45 stick soldiers got disassembled, and with 89 twig soldiers disassembled. The stick soldiers had won the war! Energetically, the stick soldiers rode back to stick town, where the other town folks congratulated the stick soldiers on winning the war. Sticky got a medal.

The rat trap!

Inside a hole in a Chinese restaurant, an old mouse was looking for cats. This mouse happened to be 23 years old.  As it happens the main chef had just set a rat trap and just walked away, when the mouse came out. The rat trap was too big the mouse could get the bait (which was cheese) to feed his family, without setting it off. He got the cheese and took it home.

“Thank you, Jonny,” his sister exclaimed, ”Where did you get it,” she asked.

”The rat trap that the chef set right in front the hole,” he replied.

This entry was posted on May 7, 2024. 2 Comments